Look at this goober.

Look at this goober.

Ass according to sign

rainforest-rusalki:

maggiestrange:

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

"Nice asshole"

Thhhankss…

Haha I thought about you seeing this post while I was reblogging it but I was like, ehhhh, she can handle it

Okay but you’re missing the most crucial part of this post: Dad does not have a butt.

theunemployedsuperstar:

janettesnakehole:

#big bang

#im so angry bc we all know who’s who

God damn it, it’s true.

Ass according to sign

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

"Nice asshole"

Thhhankss…

So I just determined that I can say all of Markiplier’s intros and outros in Japanese (using manly speech, I might add), with the inflections.

Welp.

New video on my comedy channel! Let this video to be a lesson to you all: always double check the focus on your camera before shooting. Sigh…

So evidently Wong Fu finally found my cold shoulder gifset.

markiplier:

For those in San Diego who don’t have a Comic Con Badge you can STILL SEE ME!! I’ll be in Petco Park tomorrow morning 9:30am to whenever they kick me out!! BE THERE!!

And then there’s me who’s in Massachusetts.

WELP.

maggiestrange:

image

[anger intensifies]

Oh god, I just realized…

THIS IS ME.

So I’m editing a video for Saturday and there’s this one clip where I imitate Markiplier’s outro for jokes, but then…

Yes hello I am an adult.